Funnies

Ian's latest funnies:

Me: Ian, could you go get mommy's robe from her bedroom please?
Ian: I'd be honored to mommy.

Last night while taking a bath Ian was recounting the story of David and Goliath, as he knows it from a Veggie Tales video. It went something like this:

"First Dave brought some pizza to the camp and his friends ate it and then they shouted, "hey Goliath!" And then the ground started to shake and all the Israelizers ran away and hid."

Murphy's Law of moms and bathrooms

If you attempt to use it... there will be a crisis.

Case in point: this morning Ian comes running back down the stairs to me after having gone to play fireman in his room.

He's so very sad - red in the face with tears streaming:
"Mommy, it turns out I'm not a fireman, I'm just a plain old Ian. I stubbed my toe!"

Poor little guy. Apparently firemen do not stub toes.

thought for the day

You can't expect to THINK negatively and ACT positively.