Funnies

Ian's latest funnies:

Me: Ian, could you go get mommy's robe from her bedroom please?
Ian: I'd be honored to mommy.

Last night while taking a bath Ian was recounting the story of David and Goliath, as he knows it from a Veggie Tales video. It went something like this:

"First Dave brought some pizza to the camp and his friends ate it and then they shouted, "hey Goliath!" And then the ground started to shake and all the Israelizers ran away and hid."